You Might Be A Pennsylvanian If:


If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may be a Pennsylvanian.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may be a Pennsylvanian.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may be a Pennsylvanian.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may be a Pennsylvanian.

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Philadelphia for the weekend, you may be a Pennsylvanian.

If you measure distance in hours, you may be a Pennsylvanian.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may be a Pennsylvanian.

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you may be a Pennsylvanian.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may be a Pennsylvanian.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may be a Pennsylvanian.

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may be a Pennsylvanian.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may be a Pennsylvanian.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may be a Pennsylvanian.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may be a Pennsylvanian.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may be a Pennsylvanian.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may be a Pennsylvanian.

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may be a Pennsylvanian.

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Pennsylvania friends & others, you definitely are a Pennsylvanian.